Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Bonus holiday riddle

Here is a bonus holiday riddle, since my sister is way too clever and got the first one in record time. It is a 2 word, fill in the blank jokey one. Here it is:

HOW COME SANTA DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG HE WAS IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE?

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ________ A ________.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

he didn't have a watch

Anonymous said...

Although it fits, and makes sense, it is not the answer that I am looking for. Try again.

Kathleen Ryan said...

have a ruler?

Anonymous said...

use a log

Anonymous said...

Yes, he didn't use a log!

Anonymous said...

Then how did he start the fire?

Anonymous said...

It was a gas fireplace, instead of logs, he burned lumps of coal!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clearing that up, I was a little worried it may have been the presents and I was spectacularly good this year.

Anonymous said...

I believe your presents are safe, I was just concerned he was cooking some reindeer meat!